The day my mum swapped me for a handbag
“I hate how parents Are supposed to be adults, yet they act like children and have no care for their kids”. This is an example of my mum, only cares about herself and being the poshest lady in town. I’m Mary Ann and my mum has swapped me for a handbag. Would you like to hear my story?
It was a normal day, I was doing my chores outside. My mum was outside, but only to spy on our next door neighbour (mum's rival) Barbara moneycrabs. She and mum have been enemies since they could walk. Barbara was lounging around by the pool with her new posh Louis Vuitton hand bag.
“OHH!” My mum gasped with surprise.
“What is it mum” I asked lazily expecting her to reply with a new chore for me to do.
“It’s Barbara, she has the new Louis Vuitton handbag” She whispered, shoving her fists downward.
“OH mum, spying on Barbara again you should stop because you keep getting all crazy every time she has something you don’t” I whined, with a shake of my head.
“ Shhhhh peasant I’m thinking” she yelled sharply.
“UGH”I said grumpily and walked away.
“HMM I need to get one” she said excitedly ignoring my advice to stop spying on Betty.
“C’mon hurry up we need to go to the mall” Mum blurted impatiently.
Soon me and mum were in the car on the way to the mall. When we arrived mum leaped out of the car almost leaving me behind. Luckily I got out in time. We rushed straight in to Louis Vuitton, looking at the last new and improved handbag being sold to an old lady.
“NOOOOOOOO!” Mum screamed in fear that Barbara had beat her. In my mind I was dancing and singing ‘mum didn’t get the hand bag, mum didn’t get the hand bag’. Then suddenly mum clutched my arm and started to drag me over to where a nice young lady was sitting devouring tea. I was quite confused with what mum was going to do to the innocent woman , but I think it was to do with her new Louis Vuitton handbag?
“Hi I’m Maree” said mum trying to get the ladies attention.
“Oh hi, I'm Elizabeth, what can I do for you?” Elizabeth asked.
“Well I was wondering if I could trade something for your handbag” Mum said hopefully.
“Well what are you willing to trade, it has to be good this handbag is priceless?” explained Elizabeth.
“Ahh umm well what about my daughter she's very helpful and does a lot of chores” mum said pulling me to her side.
“Uhh Mum” I stammered.
“Well that’s not a bad deal hmmm... okay I agree” said Elizabeth.
“Woo hoo” cheered mum. “No daughter and a new handbag” said mum as she strolled back to the car park. I was extremely unsure about this and couldn’t process this but I couldn’t do anything since mum just quickly shoved me away.
“NOOOOOOO” I screamed and started to sprint. Elizabeth quickly clutched my arm and pulled me back. What was going to happen to me? Was she going to hurt me? What am I going to do? To be continued...
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